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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.
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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure...
Quote #27383
Sure, you’re entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #23000
Two roads diverged in a wood and I — I took the one less...
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...
Quote #26395
It takes all sorts to make a world.
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No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
Quote #1395
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...