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Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself. Love possesses not...
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O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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Thank God kids never mean well
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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something...
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There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Quote #18338
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...