Quote #5186
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #19361
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #5810
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane...
Quote #3006
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #4674
No one can harm the man who does himself no wrong.
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #4580
Never promise more than you can perform.