Quote #34053
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #2398
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #28061
All fingers are not alike, If you cut bigger ones to make all equal...
Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #14227
If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I...
Quote #14110
Whatever we well understand we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
Quote #9374
We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body,...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.