Quote #4358
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #1361
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #32280
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Quote #23127
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think...
Quote #24884
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #11229
There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.