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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Have not all races had their first unity from a mythology that marries them...
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
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I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing,...
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The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.
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To saints their very slumber is a prayer.
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No life is so hard that you can’t make it easier by the way...
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We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.
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That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...