Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #33148
When you come to the end of everything you know And are faced with...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #34487
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quote #12647
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
Quote #5472
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #32219
History is the unfolding of miscalculation.
Quote #12949
No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.
Quote #292
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Quote #27837
I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and...