Quote #6903
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer...
Quote #15375
We find it hard to apply the knowledge of ourselves to our judgment of...
Quote #3701
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #27910
I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #13911
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #14904
There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.