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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words...
Quote #24830
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Quote #20652
Reason is man’s instrument for arriving at the truth, intelligence is man’s instrument for...
Quote #21421
The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but...
Quote #1589
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #25630
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #21074
If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
Quote #19013
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot....
Quote #18766
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...