Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #10536
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #5286
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things...
Quote #11115
The desire for freedom resides in every human heart. And that desire cannot be...
Quote #23889
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
Quote #12726
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great...
Quote #3682
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
Quote #27420
Better and ugly face than an ugly mind.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...