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I do not want a friend Who smiles when I smile Who weeps when...
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A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
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If you haven’t forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
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A billion here, a billion there – pretty soon it adds up to real...
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Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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I can endure my own despair, but not another’s hope.