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Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I am glad that I am not a man, for if I were I...
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I died a mineral, and became a plant. I died a plant and rose...
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Acknowledgment – If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other...
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Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
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That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
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No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to...
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.