Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #11600
I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes...
Quote #30834
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
Quote #34761
I’m grateful to you. If it weren’t for you, I’d be in Cicely right...
Quote #24608
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Quote #14034
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Quote #2297
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #26312
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living the other helps...
Quote #25346
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand...