Quote #12182
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #6788
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
Quote #17419
It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is...
Quote #23173
Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one,...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #17194
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #16594
The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.