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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
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The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
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Some things have to be believed to be seen.
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Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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He hath eaten me out of house and home.
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Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to...