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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things...
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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
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If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain...
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Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.
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You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make...