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That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
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If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
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Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it’s...
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Learn as much by writing as by reading.
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My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.