Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
Quote #31711
To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.
Quote #4269
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #9831
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Quote #26296
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to...
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #32769
I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...