Quote #10780
Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #20173
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #17364
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of...
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #5128
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Quote #7078
The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.