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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
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A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
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A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
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Compassion is the basis of all morality.
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…happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Quote #2342
All children are essentially criminal.