Quote #8375
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Quote #34017
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
Quote #4446
They should rule who are able to rule best.
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #5566
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #23259
What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And...
Quote #7573
The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity.
Quote #23400
Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...