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A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a...
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Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game...
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.
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Out, damned spot out, I say
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Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the...
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Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...