Quote #31310
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #16996
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #7090
What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing–to live in accord...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #9800
O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see...
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #2715
Favorite color: I hate colors.
Quote #14218
You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey...
Quote #1432
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...