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Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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To stand up — or be setup?