Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26459
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing...
Quote #31686
When an idea exclusively occupies the mind, it is transformed into an actual physical...
Quote #26741
He can be lethal death.
Quote #21290
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...
Quote #4727
Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you…and if it...
Quote #2022
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #27664
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the...
Quote #1374
Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.