Quote #22496
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #340
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #19699
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #728
There is no death. Only a change of worlds.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #31504
This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your...
Quote #31356
There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...
Quote #2866
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain;...
Quote #26718
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.