Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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He who ashamed of his poverty would be equally proud of his wealth.
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #18593
…And I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get...
Quote #10178
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
Quote #9445
A hair divides what is false and true.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #28888
Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don’t have...
Quote #16349
Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary...
Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...