Quote #12300
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Quote #13931
Accustomed to the veneer of noise, to the shibboleths of promotion, public relations, and...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #17817
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Quote #9117
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Quote #24758
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Quote #12672
Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #28812
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.