Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #1169
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Quote #4361
It is better to be envied than pitied.
Quote #24042
Practice no vice because it’s trivial… Neglect no virtue because it’s so.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #16097
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
Quote #824
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #4920
Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...