Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #19947
One’s religion is whatever he is most interested in, and yours is Success.
Quote #13538
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #22450
Since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get.
Quote #2811
Man is what he believes.
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Let’s play two
Quote #28610
Knowledge is vain and fruitless which is not reduced to practice.
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #23820
By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature’s softened, and more gentle grows.