Quote #782
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30041
If we value so highly the dignity of life, how can we not also...
Quote #9463
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is...
Quote #3889
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Quote #4948
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #19831
Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future...
Quote #1616
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Quote #16439
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #8006
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...