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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...
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Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
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The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no...
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I stand in awe of my body.
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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
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Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind – listen to the birds....
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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
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Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.