Quote #4110
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
Quote #12243
All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7396
All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
Quote #34311
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
Quote #15339
Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #29720
The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people...
Quote #16008
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
Quote #20873
The sands are number’d that make up my life.