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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #7541
Laws are partly formed for the sake of good men, in order to instruct...
Quote #10743
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.
Quote #20092
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Quote #11410
Conversation is food for the soul.
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The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see...
Quote #21829
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #6693
A place for everything and everything in its place.
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence