Quote #760
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #3660
Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we...
Quote #21930
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
Quote #17547
Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #5921
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time.
Quote #29297
The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of...
Quote #29830
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact...
Quote #11455
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.