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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...
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Praise in public criticize in private.
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God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true...
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare it is...
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A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...