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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Let… others call me a hypocrite because I fired a gun in a moment...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #21839
Hope, like the gleaming taper’s light, Adorns and cheers our way And still, as...
Quote #3074
No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than...
Quote #18155
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
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I would rather think of life as a good book. The further you get...
Quote #31852
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...