Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #31223
Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light...
Quote #22956
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
Quote #5848
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #23520
That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of...
Quote #10495
There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
Quote #1807
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
Quote #29661
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #18304
The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...