Quote #27570
A mistake proves that someone stopped talking long enough to do something.
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #11651
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #23746
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #10812
How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for...
Quote #11859
All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called “Facts”. They are...
Quote #29742
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.
Quote #13083
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us,...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.