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The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
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It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
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One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
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The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.