Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #34231
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #19960
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men but their wisdom...
Quote #12597
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those...
Quote #26385
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #24533
I say that good painters imitated nature but that bad ones vomited it.