Quote #10744
I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #11804
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #15952
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #24243
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #10823
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them...
Quote #3700
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, “You should...