Quote #7924
The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #7737
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #30469
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #12578
A man who won?t die for something is not fit to live.
Quote #30626
Youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind. You...