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I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
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You can have anything you want–if you want it badly enough. You can be...
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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it….
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Noble be man, Helpful and good! For that alone Sets him apart From every...
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Age withers only the outside.
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Health food makes me sick.
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No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the...
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There’s not much to be said about the period except that most writers don’t...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...