Quote #21726
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #22701
To endure is greater than to dare to tire out hostile fortune to be...
Quote #26908
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There...
Quote #5819
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #17637
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...
Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #15207
What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.
Quote #4598
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.