Quote #5354
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...
Quote #816
Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #13198
…people are by nature fickle, and it is easy to persuade them of something,...
Quote #7602
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #2441
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #12252
We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.
Quote #20092
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Quote #14273
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.