Quote #24548
A man’s memory may almost become the art of continually varying and misrepresenting his...
Quote #20013
Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Quote #22755
The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #25285
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #13939
That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.