Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #8868
The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those...
Quote #1218
“I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a...
Quote #4401
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Quote #21275
Laughter is an instant vacation
Quote #31944
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #30707
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #14530
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Quote #13219
He who flees will fight again…