Quote #12646
Tradition is the social equivalent of personal habit.
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Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but...
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Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights...
Quote #8558
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret...
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
Quote #11519
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
Quote #11102
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.