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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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Work ‘em hard, play ‘em hard, feed ‘em up to the nines and send...
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That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
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Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...
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Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not...
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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Every exit is an entry somewhere.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...